Whooooo are you? Whooo ooo, ooo, ooo? (yeah, you're welcome cause it's stuck in YOUR head now, too!!)
Last week, little ol' Dina over at A Plucky Procrastinator tagged me in her Who The Hell Are You post. I was kind of all like, ohhh Lawrd, do I want to do this, cause I always look like a dumbass and I'm so not interesting and plus, Who the hell AM I? Lawrd, I don't even know. And then my palms got all sweaty and my heart start beating cause I was thinking, "what if this is like a test and I don't know the answers and I DON'T DO WELL ON TESTS OHMYGAWDS!" But then I was reading the questions and let out a sigh of relief because yes, I can do this...it's NOT a test. I know these answers. And so I calmed down and reminded myself to never drink Red Bull and take a 5 hour energy again because it's causing all of these weird side affects and twitches, but I was trying to prep myself like the olden college testing days......so anyways....here we go with the 25 questions.... let's
get this thing started.
1. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Metairie, Louisiana....officially a coonass. But raised in Mississippi, so....a coonass with the countriest accent you ever did hear.
1. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Metairie, Louisiana....officially a coonass. But raised in Mississippi, so....a coonass with the countriest accent you ever did hear.
2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER SOMEONE? Jennifer Grey.....Haha...I'm just kidding. Hell, I think every other female born in the mid 70's was a Jennifer.
3. IF YOU HAVE CHILDREN, HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE? I have two kiddos, The Little Man who is 12 and ChunkAMunk who's 9.
4. HOW MANY PETS DO YOU HAVE? A dog, a rabbit and a bearded dragon. And although none of them are "Mine" I get stuck taking care of them....except for the bearded dragon. Yeah, I'm not touching that one.
5. YOUR WORST INJURY? I haven't really had any injuries. I pushed two kids outta my hooohaah and that did some damage, other than a picnic table falling over and breaking three toes, I'm pretty injury free, which is amazing, if you know how often that I fall over my own two feet.
6. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? ask The Big Sexy....haha....gross, no. Really, I can sing. I'm a singer. Whatevernobigdeal.
7. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE THING TO BAKE? all of it....I love to bake, but I don't do it that often because I eat all the things.
8. FAVORITE FAST FOOD? None of it. No really. The only thing I get from a fast food restaurant is a baked potato from Wendy's.
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Um, no. I get heart palpitations just thinking about it. One would literally have to push me.
10. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Their teeth. I'm sorry. But it's true.
11. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Phhhshh. Redneck gangstas don't cry...ok, this morning.
12. ANY CURRENT WORRIES? yep, but I won't bore you with them.
13. NAME 3 DRINKS YOU DRINK REGULARLY. Diet Coke, coffee, Diet coke.
14. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BOOK? Where the Red Fern Grows. That shit makes me cry every.dang.time.
15. WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE A PIRATE? ARRRRGH....yeah. but the pretty kind. The kind that takes baths. And has good teeth. And I want a hook. But not because I'm missing a hand, I just want one to swing around and scare people with it.
16. FAVORITE SMELLS? babies who have just gotten out the tub, baking bread, and any cologne my husband wears.
17. WHY DO YOU BLOG? I wouldn't say that I "blog"....I have a diary that I let y'all read. I'm not up to the blogger level yet.
18. WHAT SONG DO YOU WANT PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL? "Let Me Clear My Throat" yeah, you read that right.
19. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? my inability to accept a compliment. And my nose. And my legs are dimply and large. And there's this cowlick .....
20. FAVORITE HOBBY? shopping for shoes
21. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A FRIEND? a nonbullshitter......doesn't give it, doesn't take it, and doesn't revel in it. You get me? Sure you do.
22. NAME SOMETHING YOU'VE DONE THAT YOU NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D DO. marry and have two kiddos. For true. I didn't think I would get married and I didn't want kids....at all. Now, I will kill a mutha that says or does anything to hurt them. Life is a trickster. It is.
23. FAVORITE FUN THINGS TO DO? eat. Play board games. Hang out with my family and friends. Drink a beer or some wine every so often. Eat. Lay out at the beach. Did I say eat?
24. ANY PET PEEVES? Oh gawd....I'll just give you the top two. Ice left to melt on the floor only for me to step in it in my socks, and water spots around my sink....drives me insane.
25. WHAT'S THE LAST THING THAT MADE YOU LAUGH? me, saying that if a Zombiepocolypse was to happen that I would run and throw the pretty people towards the zombies first. I crack me up.
Ok now for the 5 other bloggers who get to play along with me (it was originally 20, but hell, I'm a rule breaker and I'm only giving 5)... here goes!
Now....go....do some work, son. Or whatever. It's all good.
Awesome! Thanks for "playing" along :D
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ReplyDeletePS I love let me clear my throat too. Awesome song!!!!
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